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icastsword) wrote2019-09-01 02:58 pm
icastsword) wrote2019-09-01 02:58 pm
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Secretarian: Portfolio Keeper
PORTFOLIO KEEPER
At rank 2, you gain the use of a weathered leather pouch that is an uncommon magic item. The portfolio keeper holds and organizes notes. brochures, and business cards bearing your contact information. It also has an inexhaustible supply of brochures related to your franchise's current branding scheme.When you meet someone for the first time. their details and a rough sketch are magically stored on a small parchment card in the portfolio keeper. You can access the details of any such stored card as a bonus action.
NPC characters are listed by story arc in order of appearance.
Arc 1: Possession is Nine-Tenths of the Law
Interlude 1: Feywyld Fetch Quest
Arc 2: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles
Interlude 2: Housekeeping
Arc 3: A Lesson in Gnomenclature, or: Gnomenasai, Obaasan
Interlude 3: Peyote in the Desert
Arc 4: Six Degrees of Generation, or: The Orpheus Strip
Interlude 4: The Chadtastic Voyage
Arc 5: Gears of an Angel
Arc 6: The Art of the Steel: Honor Among Tiefs
Arc 7: It Came From Beyond the Stars: To Mind Own Self Be True
Interlude 5: The Chadical Adventure
Arc 8: Tales of the Crypto Keeper
ARC 2: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles
Toby Blum
FIRST MET: Session 11
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
EMAIL: shapeshiftingpriorities@bmail.com
NOTES: Full name: Toberthy. His phone background is a photo of him and his golden retriever. Hates Watkins. Fanboys the hell out of Jericho. Griffin's new best friend. Just a good, good boy.
Stacy
FIRST MET: Session 11
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Waitress at coffee shop Java the Hut who knew exactly what Shane meant when he ordered "The most hipster bullshit on the menu."
Dr. Gerald Morton
FIRST MET: Session 12
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Glamored, about 6'3", very gaunt, older-looking, bushy grey hair, bushy grey mustache, kinda Doc Brown. Long, hooked nose, small pair of spectacles, wearing a dark suit. Looks down his nose at people. Joyless. An alarming combination of Droopy Dog and Alan Rickman. Also now lifeless. Rest in pieces, asshole.
Dakkon
CLASS: Cleric
FIRST MET: Session 12
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Gigantic and heavily scarred. Bouncer at Tall Tales, a secret bar in LA run by magic folk.
Skrauw
FIRST MET: Session 12
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Owner (?) of the bar Tall Tales, a secret underground establishment in LA. Skrauw is like if Falco was fucking jacked. He's like the lovechild of Falco and Ganondorf. Just a giant, beefy bird man.
Buthug Brewthane
FIRST MET: Session 13
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: King Buthug Brewthane lost his ancestral home to a clan of violent bugbears, and was forced to flee with the remains of his clan to the Earthly realm. Now he lives in the abandoned fantasy subway tunnels under LA and leads a gang of dwarven bikers.
Goggus Bonehorn
RACE: Dwarf, 200-300 years
CLASS: Artificer
FIRST MET: Session 13
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Buthug's right-hand man. Fiery red beard but it's hard to tell because it's caked in grease and motor oil. He's wearing goggles, and has two more sets of goggles on his head. Really long, multi-braided red hair. The most stained vest - blood, beer, grease, etc. He's got a ton of tools on his belt. Mechanic. Beautiful green eyes and killer eyelashes.
Lukat Mudhead
RACE: Dwarf
CLASS: Cleric
FIRST MET: Session 13
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: This dwarf wears sunglasses inside, at night. Bald, really ornately braided black beard. Of the six dwarves he's mostly beard. He has lots of tattoos on his stubby arms. Lowest CHA.
Foznoid Warbane
RACE: Dwarf
CLASS: Bard
FIRST MET: Session 13
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Full leather jacket, with spikes on. The most kempt of beards, and also the shortest of beards. He has a pompadour. Highest CHA.
Grazig Copperhorn
RACE: Dwarf
CLASS: Monk
FIRST MET: Session 13
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: Brown beard that's not so much clipped as it is frayed. There's definite scorch marks. His eyes are pointing in different directions. His helmet has a mohawk of spikes. Just a fucking lunatic.
Dudgrok Trollmace
RACE: Dwarf
CLASS: Rogue
FIRST MET: Session 13
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: The stupidest one. 90% lump, 10% alcohol. Shockingly high Dex.
Julian Doyle
FIRST MET: Session 14
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: The concierge at Hilltop Heaven, the hotel we stayed in for one night before the mindflayer shit hit the proverbial fan. A very gossipy boy. Also obsessed with the hotel's Yelp! Rating.
Skomziess
RACE: Mozgriken [Deceased]
FIRST MET: Session 16
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: A Mozgriken is what happens when a Deep Gnome is infected with an illithid tadpole. Actually a fairly nice guy, despite the brain eating. Presumed killed by Morton.
The Elder Brain
RACE: Illithid
FIRST MET: Session 16
LIVES IN: Los Angeles
NOTES: A surprisingly peaceful Illithid, more interested in the survival of its progeny than in pillaging and conquering other realms. Wants to go back to the Shadowfell.
Andre
FIRST MET: Session 21
LIVES IN: NYC (???)
NOTES: Single dad working hard to raise his son all by himself. He does his best and his best is amazing. Has a sick rack. His pecs are also pretty studly.
Master Ambrosia
FIRST MET: Session 21
LIVES IN: NYC (???)
NOTES: The mysterious head of Interplay. Very old, and definitely not what he appears. Presents as a human man in his 60s or 70s. About 7 feet tall, wearing a black suit. Silvery grey hair that is cut neatly and drawn back into a ponytail, and braided beyond that. Very well-trimmed mustache and beard, also silvery grey. Very strong jawline. Striking blue eyes. Quite handsome. Bought our entire office building in Jericho's name. Also questioned Jericho privately about his anime scythe.